hacksign:

I love crossing the street while cars are turning cuz it’s like wow either you hit me and I die, you hit me and I sue you, or you don’t hit me and I get to cross the street either way I win.

arabwife:

me: *is overwhelmed by things i absolutely have the time to do*

ostolero:

it’s about time I contributed to the online discourse

bricks are domesticated rocks

tytranosaurusrex:

becoming an adult is essentially having all your friends in different cities and permanently missing someone

urbancatfitters:

I had a bad day but then I watched 5 hours of television and absorbed the personalities & problems of television characters so I am doing good now

dateaboysuggestions:

date a boy who will hold your hand even if it’s cold and clammy 

supervillainesses:

minasume:

supervillainesses:

Literally name ONE thing that’s better than a dog

Two dogs

SHIT U RIGHT

louises-belcher:

I am a huge fan of space, both outer and personal